After a week of walking through shopping malls, I've realized Americans love customizing their objects. There's no other reason why jewelry stores stay in business, people can design their own iPhone case, and why the interior decorator profession exists. Meanwhile, I, a Thinkpad user who finally "upgraded" to Windows 8.1, am perfectly content with buying anything off the Old Navy rack rather than Armani.
This week, I saw that Jim Glickenhaus released a teaser image of his newest bespoke car. Instead of skimming the post and going back to watching Arrested Development as is usually the case, I decided to make a list of one-off cars I would create if I'd invested in Google's IPO.